1-877-SOS-KNIT (767-5648)
This particularly made me think of KK and Hilde with their eleventy-gazillion-goolgety-plex clogs!
:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:
Absolutely hysterical. I have put off buying her books because…well I could buy one more skein of yarn 
Now I am definately going to have to get one. She is so funny!
I got the “meditations” book from the library. IMHO, I’d borrow it from a friend or library as opposed to owning it…lots of funny antidotes, but it isn’t something I see myself reading again (at least for a while). Although now that I think about it, purchasing supports the harlot, so maybe I should buy it 
OMG this is TOO funny! :roflhard:
This is GREAT! I immediately took the phone downstairs so T (so) could listen to option THREE!
Yarn SOS? That’s absolutely hilarious! Knitting emergencies are real, and it’s great to see how much humor the community brings to it. Option three must have been golden!