My last will and testament

I Nicole, being of sound mind and not so sound body would like to make my final wishes known incase this midol doesn’t kick in soon and the cramps force me to jump off a bridge.

Hidlie – I have a naked man pen I wish to leave to you. Red ink. Dark haired man

KellyK – can you please take my dog.

Beldie… I give you joint custody of the pen.

Amy - Really think you should take my crazy ass vintage clothes just for the irony of them… because even if you WOULD wear them I think they are 10 sizes to big for you. Most of them are see through. made for drinking and dancing. Maybe you could just wrap them around you a few times

Egeria-- I leave you my own private porn stash :wink:

I am taking my Boyes and my Coach bags with me. Please remind my husband I want a white casket with hot pink velvet on the inside. I want
"Time of my life" played. And bagpipes. If the bagpipers could play Greeday that would be so cool.
I would leave more… but that is about it.

I’m not laughing at your cramps. But you did make me laugh none the less.

:rofling: :roflhard: :rofling: :roflhard:

OMG! :roflhard:

:notworthy: I bow to your forward thinking!

I wonder if I can put a similar rider onto my existing will!

I am not sure if I will recover from laughing so darn hard!

:roflhard: :rofling: :roflhard: :rofling: :roflhard:

Nik, you are TOO sweet. :inlove: And, you know your pooch would get a loving home!

(Hilde, Beldie…can I at least get one good LOOK at the pen??)

Hope you can check out of The Crampville Hotel REAL soon!

:roflhard: :rofling:

Hang in there Nuno! :thumbsup:

Whoever invented Midol needs to get a Nobel Peace Prize.

It was Hilde…Hilde invented Midol. She’s a GENIUS! :thumbsup:

I’m not using that pen after Hilde… :fingerwag:

I like Green Day though. What other tunage do you have? I’ll take that instead.

Take my word for it girls…midol SUCKS…my greatest victory over the :twisted: cramps was the greatest surgery known to man…i meant woman…hysterectomy (with ovaries remaining)!! Best thing ever…of course, I am a mother of 3 and grandchild of 1…so that didn’t bother me…but…ahhhhhhhhhh…the relief…now…tell me about this pen :wink:
ps… :frowning: sorry for your cramps :frowning: each and every one of you…the SUCK, so…sorry, for real…still need to know about this pen

sorry…should read ‘they’ suck…not ‘the’ suck…lol :roflhard: