Knitting Puns

I heard a great knitting pun/joke, I wonder if there are lots more out there that I haven’t heard. I’m new to knitting so haven’t heard any of them. Go ahead and share!

yarn lovers can undestand what it means to have a
~YARNGASM!!!

We here at KH like to Fiberbate before the Yarngasm. :teehee:

:blush:

:teehee:

Yarngasm I understand and I like the word very much :teehee:

But fiberbate??? Can anyone try to describe/circumscribe it for me? My online dictionary can not :shrug:

Please - because I like to laugh with you :smiley:

It’s when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca. :teehee:

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It’s when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca. :teehee:[/quote]

There may be moaning, too. :teehee:

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Thank you, Ingrid…I think now I know what fiberbate is meaning :lol:

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It’s when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca. :teehee:[/quote]

There may be moaning, too. :teehee:[/quote]

Sounds like the making of a GREAT romance novel.

Now, who to put on the cover… :??

:teehee:

The hero should be malabrigo. Mm-mm-mm.

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We could put Juan here on the cover…it works for me anyway :shrug: :teehee:

Yarngasm… :rofl:

There should be lots of seX in the novel, too.

*stash enhancement eXpedition

and the villan would probably be a stashtika wearing stash nazi. Heil Knitler! :roflhard: :rofl: :roflhard: :rofl:

It’s when you walk into a yarn shop and see all the yarns around you. Your hand reaches out to fondle all the beauties there. Some mild perspiration and heart palpitations occur as your fingers become entwined in the angora and alpaca. :teehee:[/quote]

OH YEAH, I’ve done a lot of that :teehee: :eyebrow:

:muah: :hug:

Najda xxx

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