Knitting Joke (No offense meant to anyone)

I got this from a friend and thought I would share.

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!” “NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”


oo blonde jokes! yes!

a man was driving down the road and he noticed the blonde in the car next to him was frantically waving and guesturing… They get to a stop light he rolled down the window, and she said “Sir, you’re losing your load out the bck of your truck! It’s going all over the street!” He says “no, sweetie, it’s okay, i’m not losing anything” and she says “yes you are, it’s all falling out of the back of the truck on the street… people could get hurt” and he says “this is a SALT TRUCK lady!”


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Cute!!! :roflhard: :roflhard: