ISO V Neck Boy's Sweater

I’d love it to have as little seaming as possible but I just can’t find anything that isn’t girly when I google.

The Sirdar books have some nice ones - the one I’m doing is knit in 4 parts, though:

You could try this you would have to edit the pattern though to do it in the round.

How about this,you can even put in your own measurements

There are several in “The Yarn Girls’ Guide To Big Kid Knits”. If you’re on Ravelry look them up. I’m a volunteer editor for this book and have been entering them in the database yesterday and today.

this site has complete collection of Basic patterns, all gauge, sizes and styles. look at side bar.
Regular bottom up style.