It’s Winter here in Canada…
And the gentle breezes blow,
Seventy miles an hour,
At twenty five degrees below.
Oh, how I love Canada,
When the snow’s up to your butt,
You take a breath of Winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I’ll hang around,
I never could leave Canada…
'Cuz I’m frozen to the ground!!!