Your laugh of the day on me gals!

I am still laughing about this. I can be so dumb sometimes!

[color=red]You’ll get a kick out of this. I sat and laughed my head off here at the computer after it was all said and done. I went out walking at 6:30 this morning and was coming back down the street towards the condo and the older (late 60’s) man that has been staying across the street was sort of pacing out on the street. He was taking out the trash when I left to walk and said good morning to me and I responded back etc. Anyhow, I didn’t say anything to him when I came back and when I got up about halfway to the back gate, he started walking across the drive and said, “Miss?” I turned around and he was pulling money out of his wallet and said, “Could you give me a little sugar?” Oh my
God, a masher! :shock: I was about ready to give him what for :!!!: when he said, “I don’t have any sugar for my coffee and can’t leave right now!” :roflhard: :rofl: :roflhard: I am still sitting here laughing about it. He was very nice. I told him sure, just a minute and came in and got a disposable cup and filled it with sugar and took it out to him. He introduced himself and pulled out all kinds of ID so I wouldn’t be afraid of him (I never was in the first place) and just talked on and on about being separated from his wife and living with his daughter in the condo until his son graduates from high school in June etc etc. Only I would think the guy wanted you know what, but he was pulling out money! I should have figured it wasn’t sex though, cause I am worth more than a dollar! :eyebrow:
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:teehee: :teehee: :teehee: It was early right, you can blame it on your brain not being awake!

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that’s a classic!!

Nothing like some sugar to start the day. :eyebrow:

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I love it, lol… I would have thought the same w/ out coffee in the morning… How does one walk w/ out coffee? lol

hugs

:eyebrow: definately get what you are worth!!! at least five right? :shrug:

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Oh how funny!! :roflhard: Thanks for the laugh

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I :heart: that story!

NOW THATS FUNNY!! :chair: :chair:

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:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: NICE! :eyebrow:

:note: Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you’ve got me wanting you
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you’ve got me wanting you

I just can’t believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can’t believe it’s true)
I just can’t believe the wonder of this feeling too
(I just can’t believe it’s true)

Chorus

When I kissed you girl I knew how sweet a kiss could be
(I know how sweet a kiss could be)
Like a summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me)

Oh, sugar
Pour a little sugar on it, honey
Pour a little sugar on it, Baby
I’m gonna make your life so sweet
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Pour a little sugar on it, oh yeah
Pour a little sugar on it, honey
Pour a little sugar on it, Baby
I’m gonna make your life so sweet
Hey, hey, hey
Pour a little sugar on me, honey
Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you’ve got me wanting you
Oh . . .
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl . . . :note:

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I was thinking the same thing until I read the rest of the story!

you did better than me
it was not today, but last spring
I was walking out of a Playground my kids were playing at
and was pissed becasue I had left my knitting int he car and not in my fanny pack
and this young guy walked up to me with a tangled mess of yarn
MY YARN
i was pissed till I realized i left the knitting in the car, but the ball of yarn in the fanny pack
and a string from the car to the playground
he tried to save my Llama yarn since it was such a nice color
but I was initially pissed thinking he was just playing with it

ecb