If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the… Yarn Shack! Yarn Shack yeah
I’m headin’ down the Orlando highwaaaaaay,
lookin’ for the yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn getaway
Heading for the yaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn getaway
I got me a stash, it’s as big as a whale
and we’re headin’on down to the Yarn Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your yarn stash money
The Yarn Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Yarn Shack baaaaay-beeeeeeeeee, Yarn Shack baby.
Yarn baby, that’s where it’s at, Ooo Yarn baby, that’s where it’s at
Sign says… Woo… come on in fools,
'cause yarn rules at the Ya-aa-arn Shack!
Well it’s set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Noro on the back sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelf
Needles on the tablllllllllllllllllllle
Patterns on the front poooooooooooooooorch
Where do I look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirst
The Yarn Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Yarn Shack baby!
Yarn Shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack, that’s where it’s at!
Knittin’ and a pearlin’, feltin’ and a blockin’,
needles all asmokin’ and it’s hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies!
The whole shack shimmies when everybody’sKnittin’ around and around and around!
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby!
Folks linin’ up outside just to get down
Everybody’s movin’, everybody’s groovin’ baby
Funky little shack! Funky little shack!
Hop in my Chrysler, it’s as big as a whale and it’s about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your yarn stash money.
Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can’t hear you
Your what?.. Yarn stash……BUSTED!
Yarn Shack, baby Yarn Shack!
Yarn baby, that’s where it’s at
Knittin’ and a pearlin’, feltin’ and a blockin’at the Yarn Shack