I want my husband Phil to choose sock yarn for a new pair of sox, so I assembled eight skeins in a half-circle, put a single eye on the end of each, and enlarged the center hole to form a mouth. I now have eight larvae-like “Kcos” (“sock” backwards) creatures!
I then put this message in front of them:
[COLOR=#333333][FONT=Dragline BTN Dm][B]Greetings, oh Earthling Phil![/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333][FONT=Dragline BTN Dm][B]We come from the planet Xos in the system of Sgnikcots. We are the larvae of the Kcos, and we mean you and your planet no harm. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333][FONT=Dragline BTN Dm][B]Our entire system was destroyed for an inter-galactic bypass, and many of us escaped into space. We journey in our larval form since that allows us to travel for many eons with minimal life support.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333][FONT=Dragline BTN Dm][B]Our first stop is on Earth, but we do not wish to colonize Earth. We seek other, uninhabited planets in this galaxy for our new homelands. In order to continue our quest, we must metamorphose into another form for the next leg of our journey. We beg of you, help us to do this or our mission to continue our Xos culture will fail![/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333][FONT=Dragline BTN Dm][B]To assist us, you must place us in a soft, warm sack together with at least four pointed sticks. We will then spin cocoons and later emerge in our next form, in which we can continue our journeys. Only two small Kcos or one large Kcos may create cocoons in the same sack. In sincere thanks to you, we shall leave behind us our most-prized creations: soft, stretchy cocoons which we trust will be of some use to you. [/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
[COLOR=#333333][FONT=Dragline BTN Dm][B]Please, aid us in our quest for new Xos homelands! Only you can save the Kcos! Your name will be remembered with reverence in our colonies, oh Earthling Phil, until the Universe ends![/B][/FONT][/COLOR]
I can hardly wait till he gets home from work!

