SEX- how it almost got me fired!

Ok… Tomorrow I get to go for SEX. I’ve put $ aside, and tomorrow I’ve planned several shops to attack.

Well, I was at work…and a friend asked what I was going todo tomorrow.

I forgot where I was and stated in a loud & clear voice… I’m going shopping for some SEX.

Well, my boss was about 2 ft away, along w/ her boss, and along with her boss’s boss’s boss!!!

My boss stated my name in a very loud clear voice, I had been talking to a fellow knitter who knew the slang.

I turned around and about died.


I then stated… I can explain…

They didn’t move.

I then explained the meaning of SEX… stash enrichment expedition…

well, then I explained that the person I was talking to fully undertood the slang, and I would have never go into detail about the other at work.

The Biggie boss, burst out lol, and almost fell on the floor. My boss rolled her eyes, and her boss, just shook his head.

The Biggie Boss, KNITS!!! she knew what I meant!! She then stated at yls? I said. yes… want to go?

Tthen, my boss & her boss couldn’t figure out what Biggie Boss and I was talking about.

Finally Biggie boss explained, and asked me for some addy’s as she wanted to hit them today due to staying over tonight and out of stash.

So I gave addys & directions, via a friend, cause I can get you lost on a one way street!

The biggie boss left, and that left my boss and her boss.

They both just shook their heads… stated only you, and something about falling into “it” and coming up smelling like roses…

I smiled, slipped back to my desk, and kept my voice very low the rest of the day…lol

had to share…:roflhard:


snort That’s one fantastic knitting story! :teehee:


Haha- I love it!


Thanks for sharing!


That is TOO funny!!!

I LOVE IT!! :rofling: :yay:


Too darn funny.

This is so funny!


That’s hilarious. :rofling::roflhard:

:roflhard::roflhard:So funny!

Thanks for sharing that story - it was so funny!

Classic! :slight_smile: What luck that the Biggie Boss is a knitter!!! (We’re taking over the corporate world…)

OMG, I about died laughing.:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

:rofl: too funny that was my fav part! i can see me saying the same to dh adn him reacting the same way :zombie:

well i learned a new word today :shrug: what a hoot:aww:
whewwwwwwwwwww :eyes:

I thought this was a joke at first!