Revised...does anyone have a pattern for a willie warmer?

I should have posed this as a question. I think I’m blushing lol.
But, I am looking for a pattern to knit this as a gag gift.
Anyone know of a good willie warmer pattern? Thanks!

http://queerjoe.com/patterns/Willie_Warmer_Pattern.htm
http://hearthwench.tripod.com/kwillie.html

Thank you so much!! lol

OMG! I can’t believe there’s a pattern! But I’m going to make one for my husband as a stocking stuffer for Xmas.
To funny…:woohoo: