well, when you reach a certain age, your list of things you do is longer than it was at 20.

at 20, for instance, I wasn’t sky diving…

and then, when you retire, (sort of), you have the TIME to do all those cool things.

add to the list of things I HAVENT done:

thrown a rock through the neighbours window. I am SORELY tempted.
but I won’t.

cuz I throw like a girl and would never be able to heave a rock all the way up to their fourth floor window.
but I can dream.