Over half of Americans are officially Kelly. (Dont you wanna be a Kelly, too?)
He’s a Kelly, she’s a Kelly, wouldntcha like to be a Kelly too? :happydance:
Our Howie, who art in Berwyn, yowled be thy mange,
Thy bliss bed warm, thy will BE DONE, on Earth as it is in Chix,
Give us this day our daily treat, and forgive us our humanity,
As Howie fogives us for not petting enough. And lead us not into an unfriendly LYS, but deliver WOTA from Knitpicks. For thine is the Howie, forever, and ever, Woof Woof!
Now, being Catholic, I hope I haven’t committed some horrible sin… but this is a first shot at the Howie Prayer. Since Howiealitry will be the new religion of knitters. Perhaps someone could clue Katie Holmes in before it’s too late?
1.All swans in England belong to Andrea!
2.The word ‘samba’ means ‘to rub Andrea’. :eyebrow:
3.On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Andrea!
4.Andrea was originally green, and actually contained cocaine. :shock:
5.Andrea can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
6.Andrea is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
7.Andrea can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long. :eyebrow: :eyebrow:
8.Andrea can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee. :eyebrow:
9.The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Andrea. :verysad:
10.Andrea is the largest of Saturn’s moons.
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Knitting! Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Knitting.[color=red] so there ![/color]
The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Knitting. Knitting can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee! [color=red]we call this stash[/color]
Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Knitting!
Knitting can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
People used to believe that dressing their male children as Knitting would protect them from evil spirits! Some hotels in Las Vegas have Knitting floating in their swimming pools. [color=red]It must be that wine and knitting thing …[/color]
The difference between Knitting and a village is that Knitting does not have a church.
You share your birthday with Knitting.
There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of Knitting orbiting the Earth!
Now this icon would be ok with me… the eyes can follow you around the room and not seem creepy like the picture my Grandma had in her house… :shock:
Hail Howie, full of love, the Yarn is with you.
Knitted art thou among KH’ers and felted is the tote of thy bag Booga.
Holey Kelly, mother of Howie, knit for us stashers, now and at the hour of our KAL. amen!
Lori is worth her weight in gold - literally! [color=red]you know it![/color]
2. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Lori, and frequently rise to the surface for air. [color=red]I think others go this one too[/color]
3. The patron saint of Lori is Saint Eugenie.[color=red]ummm…OK[/color]
4. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Lori! [color=red]oooo baby![/color]
5. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Lori. [color=red]I am versatile [/color]
6. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Lori is near! [color=red]Either that or they’re getting ready to poop on yer head[/color]
7. Lori is actually a mammal, not a fish.[color=red]well thank goodness for that, I was wonderin what these mammary things are for[/color]
8. Peanuts and Lori are beans![color=red]What the…?[/color]
9. Lori has a memory span of three seconds. [color=red]well that’s cool…so what was I talking about?[/color]
Lori can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.[color=red]that’ll come in handy. except on the sun[/color]
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