OT: One of those days

Its just one of those days when things just can’t seem to go right. Anyone have funny stories of the day for a little pick me up??

I was on my way to work and a woman was standing on the double yellow line in the middle of the road.

She was RIGHT NEXT to the sign that said “State Law: Stop for Pedestrians in Crosswalk.”

And 10 feet from the crosswalk. :rofl:

Upcoming student council elections for 4th and 5th grade.

Candidate statement for Treasurer:

I think I would be good Treasurer because I have good math skills, experience with money and “money is my thing cause I love bling bling.” I also have some good ideas to bring money in like recyling.

Thought you’d find that funny. I know I did.


Money is my thing cause I love bling bling!


Here you go:

The following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police
car videos around the country. Watch the last one, it’s a low blow!

#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll
stretch out after you wear them awhile.”

#14 “Take your hands off the car, and I’ll make your birth certificate a
worthless document.”

#13 “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

#12 “Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you
didn’t know, that is the average speed of a 9mm bullet fired from my gun.”

#11 “So you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means
I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?”

#10 “Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don’t
think it will help. Oh … did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?”

#9 “Warning!?, You want a warning!? O. K, I’m warning you not to do
that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

#8 “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”

#7 “Fair?, You want me to be fair?, Listen, fair is a place where
you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and step in monkey DOO.”

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven.

#5 “In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC.”

#4 “Just how big were those two beers?”

#3 “No sir we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but
now we re allowed to write as many tickets as we want.”

#2 “I’m glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend
of yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail.”

#1 "You didn’t think we give pretty women tickets? You’re right, we
don’t!.. Sign here. (That was harsh)

That is really funny

Me likey!

:roflhard: I really needed that lol… thanks… :teehee:

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When things go wrong for me, I just look at pictures of my puppy. :teehee:

Mr. Nice always cheers me up. :rofl:

Cute Overload is great for not-so-great days!

I don’t know how many times I just went ‘awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww’ when on the cute overload website.

The farm animals are just tooooooo cute!

My toddler decided to take off her own diaper today and run completely naked through the house yelling, “Diaper! Diaper!” Like she was mad at me for taking off her own diaper! :teehee:

I’m sorry you’re having a bad day, Kaydee. :hug: I really hope tomorrow will be a better day. :heart:

By the way, orcoastknitter, your puppy is just too darned ADORABLE!!!

:rofl: “Diaper!!!”

My brother used to get out of the shower when he was little and run naked through the house yelling “Super Spin Dry!”

Thanks for the cheer everyone…it helped a lot, you all are the best! :muah: Today definitely satrted out so much better.

And orcoastknitter, your puppy is just about the cutest thing ever!