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once upon a time…

There was a gal who had one week between college terms and could not decide to do with all of her free time…

…so she decided to forget her stash-busting duties and buy 20,000 yards of yarn, but…

…she was a little short on cash so she bought only 12 skeins to make a…

a nice Easter dress…

the problem was the yarn was only avaialable in brown shades, not a very easter color

so she decided to dye over her natural brown colored yarn with koolaid to make it a bright, beautiful…

Chartreuse, which really set off the color of her hair which was a long and flowing shade of

rubenesque red…and unfortunatly the yarn turned a dredful color-

…of sickly greenish puke. So she decided to dye the whole thing black for her punk rock-loving brother, to make him a…

skateboard cozy. He wanted flames too, though, and she didn’t know how to do intarsia, so she…

knit the whole thing in st st, and used fabric paint to add the flames. Her brother also wanted…

…a rockin’ guitar strap. So she went back to the yarn store and bought…

some very soft malabrigo (because she got distracted and forgot her original purpose for shopping). So she could make…

a pair of suspenders for her rabbit (it was Easter season after all). The only problem was…

she felt her rabbit didn’t really have an appreciation for hand knitted items so…

she decided to sit her rabbit down and tell it everything she knew about knitting so it could better appreciate the craft, but…

the rabbit hopped away so she had to chase after it…

but the happy, hoppy rabbit was too darned fast. She cried out “Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for kids!” and whipping out her KP Options she. . .

knitted up a sweater that even that funny bunny couldn’t resist. But in doing so…