OT - Greetings from Sloopy Dippinfrack!

My new name is Sloopy Dippinfrack! :roflhard:

The following is excerpted from a children 's book, Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which
the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names…

  1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
    name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

  1. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half
    of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = snooper (I added this myself, because “O” was missing)
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

  1. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half
    of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush’s new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.

:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

I’m Dumbo Wafflebutt!

:waving: Cheesey FarkleTush!!

I’m goober gorillahump

Snooty GizzardDoodle here…

Snooty Dippin Doodle. :rofl:

My fave so far is Cheesey Farkletush!!! :roflhard:

I think it’s so funny that our “sisters” both have “booty” names.
Cheesy Farkletush and Dumbo Wafflebutt!

:teehee:

Sloopy Dippin Dunkin, but my maiden name is, Sloopy Gorilla Hiney.

Sleezy Snooper Fanny!!! :rofl:

Tammy! That’s hilarious! :roflhard:

Let’s see…my maiden name was Sloopy Farkletush!

And when I was married the first time, I was STILL Sloopy Farkletush!

So, finding my soulmate Marvin REALLY changed my life. :heart: Now, I’m a Dippinfrack.

ok. so now i’m Sloopy GizzardHump,
but i checked out my maiden name. ChickenHead :rofl:

I’m a Snooty Dippin Doodle too!!!

hehehe…I’m dorky bubblelips!

Crusty Battyshorts which sounds kinda icky actually. :shifty:

Boobie Farkleface nee Farklefanny.

We are all so easily amused! :roflhard:

Snickle Chickenpants here!!! :teehee:

Dorky Snoopersprinkles nee Chucklehump at your service! salutes

Ooo, Kristen!! I think you have the best one so far!!! Love it!

Snooty Fricken Lips is the maiden name.