OT -Fun with Google

Dustina, do it all domestic queen…
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here’s some more for me…

… Unfortunately, Rebecca’s empathic abilities cause her to identify too closely with her patients, making the horrors of their wounds as real to her as if the …
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…Unfortunately, Rebecca also forgets the troubles she’s had over the years with Today Tonight. So when her latest was born 17 weeks early and welfare
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…"Unfortunately, Rebecca’s knees started hitting the ground when sherode Freddie so she got a “Christmas Pony” in 2001. As Pat says, a horse can’t talk but …
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Unfortunately some of Sandra’s movies have been less than spectacular.

Unfortunately, Sandra’s current schedule no longer permits her to take on private students.

Unfortunately Sandy (who still looks pretty damn good sweat-soaked) and the girls passed on robofrost’s offer for a cool-down pool party and barbeque :shock:

Unfortunately, the synthetic Sandra CPU tests don’t necessarily take advantage
of the XP3200+'s higher front side bus speed :??

That was funny!

How can something so silly be so addicting? LOL

Unfortunately, Jan couldn’t keep any food down, so when we returned to Hospital on Monday we were surprised that they didn’t threaten another NG tube :shock:

Unfortunately, Jan died prematurely during the organization of the meeting that so eagerly he was taking care of. [color=blue]He…huh…[/color] :rollseyes:

Unfortunately, Jan was sent down to the Portland Pirates on 10/27 after getting just two assists in the regular season

Unfortunately, Jan’s sinus infection didn’t response to antibiotics and surgery was required.

[b]Unfortunately, Jan was weak and listened to her spiteful sister Ina. This finally caused Jan to leave her husband.

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Some of these sound like soap operas, or bad movies of the week!

[i]Unfortunately Laura didn’t make it to the finals. Everybody in Flanders had now seen her obvious singing talent, but Laura kept a cool head.

Unfortunately Laura doesn’t get the answers she needs from Dr. Carpenter, the veternarian that worked with her father.

Unfortunately Laura and Mitchell weren’t heavy enough to pull the Velcro down. [/i]

Hee! This is so fun!

Unfortunately, Stacey is also an example of a patient initially not being given state of the art technology and therapy.

Well that explains a lot.

This is so much fun! I love reading them! :rofling:
Here are a few of mine…

Unfortunately Melissa is frequently adulterated with other lemon-type aromas like Lemongrass, Lemon or Citronella.

Unfortunately, Melissa may have already peaked in the world of professional bodybuilding.

Unfortunately Melissa has attempted to read my mind by asserting that I believe these things are symbolic.

Unfortunately, Melissa is suffering from a disease known as Neuronal Ceroid Lipofuscinoses (NCL) or commonly known as “Battens Disease”. …

Unfortunately Melissa bought this item just yesterday! Damn you! Melissa, how much was shipping from England?

Unfortunately, Heather lost the ability to transform into Sasquatch. What future
contributions Heather can bring to the Exiles’ is unknown.

HAHAHA…that was THE funniest of mine!!! rofl…

[color=blueviolet]Mine is too funny.

Unfortunately Jessi couldn’t stay. I can tell her I did a good job so she won’t kill me later. I think I’ll stop talking now. Officer Reports- …[/color]

Oh Heather, I’m so sorry you can’t transform anymore. :roflhard:

These are freaking hilarious!! :roflhard:

Unfortunately, Julie didn’t see them and when she sat down on the rose the thorns stuck in her bottom and she jumped up screaming.

Unfortunately, Julie is one of the least computer literate people alive today.

Unfortunately, Julie is a little girl with a dual personality. Usually Julie #2 appears when she is frightened or anxious.

Unfortunately, Julie’s life continued to fall apart.

OMG, hilarious!!!

Unfortunately Laura and Mitchell weren’t heavy enough to pull the Velcro down.

:?? WTH??? :lol:

Unfortunately Melissa is frequently adulterated with other lemon-type aromas like Lemongrass, Lemon or Citronella.

:roflhard: I don’t think I want to know how you get ‘adulterated’ with Citronella :? :shifty:

I think I win …

Unfortunately Debbie has lost her shoes along the way and does not have any panties (don’t know if she came with them).

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Mine are knida depressing:

unfortunately Lori’s hands and face are once more
exhibiting the problems associated with the effect of the cold dry air

“Lori’s murder has devastated her family and left her friends and colleagues
reeling,” said Prettejohn. “Unfortunately Lori’s situation is far too common.”

Unfortunately, Lori passed away when her little girl was only four years old, so
she didn’t get to walk her to school on the first day of kindergarten

Unfortunately Lori woke up in the middle of the night with a really queasy stomach,
so she stayed home. I don’t think she would have like it anyways

Unfortunately, Lori is a little more skewered. Anne Bobby does her damn hardest
to make Lori work on screen, but there’s just not enough for her to work

JUST TOO MUCH!!! :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

Oh…and, my condolensces, Femmy. :frowning:

Hmmm… I got a few here.
Unfortunately, Megan’s Papa is not doing well at all.
Unfortunately Megan has outgrown Donny and he has been loaned out to another competent jockey.
Unfortunately Megan was a victim of this kind of violence.
Unfortunately Megan has little time to visit with anyone because her friend Thomas Pilsner needs her in her official capacity.
Unfortunately Megan was standing right there when they hit.
Unfortunately Megan Bonser was injured playing rugby on Friday evening.

eh…theyre all right

I thought my daughter would get a kick out of this, but when you’re name is Katrina, and you preface that with Unfortuntely, you get Hurricane.

Yay, Julie! I was wondering if we would all end up with the same ones or not…

Unfortunately Andrea continues her struggle with heroin and has not “gone on the clinic.” She is still on the streets

:roflhard: I hope I don’t get picked for the random drug test at work!!!

Unfortunately, Andrea sleeps later than he expected to—and when he peers out the window, he sees three gendarmes arriving at the inn :??

Unfortunately, it’s too late to save Andrea :frowning:

"Unfortunately for McKern, Jodie has a change of heart and ends up helping the butler and a bunch of other kids save Hayes’ bacon. " ( this is funny since my last name is… Hay… just Hay, no -es–I actually had a customer ask me if I was sure about that having just spelled my name out to her as “just H A Y, not Hayes” gee,lemme ask my FIL ((dumb@ss )):rollseyes: )

“Unfortunately some bored, stupid f* has hacked into my server and deleted every single file of
Jodie-Online.net” :shock:

“Unfortunately, Jodie says, not many men are good at shopping for the women they love. Even the most thoughtful of men can be intimidated by the lingerie” :wink:

" Unfortunately the answer to this question is no Jodie is quite busy …"
(I’ll have my people call your people :sunglasses: )

“Unfortunately, there isn’t much of a career ladder in Jodie’s job” (duh, I knew my job sukk’d, now here’s confirmation on the web :doh: )

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