ETA…this is the definition of “ghetto” I was thinking of when I named it a ghetto swift…courtesy of Urban Dictionary:
(adj.) jury-rigged, improvised, or home-made (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from ghetto dwellers and non-ghetto dwellers alike
Very fitting for my swift…but potentially offensive without the explanation, for which I apologize!
LOL Susie, I don’t, but they would go something like this:
Find something spinny. For me, it was one of those spinning CD racks. I hacked it apart with a saw so all I had were two squares of wood connected by the ball-bearing thing that makes it spin. (You could also buy the ball bearing thingy and connect two pieces of wood, but that was more expensive.)
Keep your eyes peeled for an expandable wall hook/coat rack thingy, or some similar expanding do-hickey.