Knitting JOKE!

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=dimgray]A Friend of mine sent me this knitting joke ENJOY!![/COLOR][/FONT]
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=dimgray]KNITTING BLONDE[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=dimgray]A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! [/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=dimgray]Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing
lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER!”[/COLOR][/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=dimgray]“NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!”[/COLOR][/FONT]

haha I love it!!

That’s good. :chair:

Cute!

:rofl:

:roflhard:cute

:teehee:

As a blonde, I resemble that statement!!! :twisted:

:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

I’ve seen that, but she yells “NO! It’s a cardigan!” :roflhard:

hahaha well happy friday!