someone entertain me

sleep, in the middle of the day!
Ten minutes before mid-day here! I am surfing and knitting and my kids are eating breakfast! 
Oh, Hildie! I wondered why I was seeing your name so early!! 
Have you checked out the fug on “you knit what” lately? It entertains me for hours–even old fug!
I’m still up myself. This could be attributed to the fact that I work nights and therefore my schedule is all wonky, or that I’m currently in the middle of a mild-but-annoying-and-unprovoked panic attack, or both. But I’m feeling you.
Sorry, that was more depressing than entertaining. But because I’m a killjoy and a narcissist and I like it when people pay attention to me I will not delete it, just ask that people not let me so obviously hijack the thread.
Back to my fetching.