[B][FONT=Verdana][B]How to Be a Bad-*** Knitter[/B][/FONT][/B]
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[li][FONT=Verdana]Knit whatever the hell you want . . . whenever you want.[/FONT][/li][li][FONT=Verdana]Buy as much yarn (and books and needles etc.) as you want, whenever the hell you want.[/FONT][/li][li][FONT=Verdana]Never, [B]ever[/B], apologize for knitting.[/FONT][/li][li][FONT=Verdana]Never, [B]ever[/B], apologize because you think something you knit isn’t “good” enough.[/FONT][/li][li][FONT=Verdana]Never, [B]ever[/B], apologize about how you knit: right-handed, left-handed, or with your toes![/FONT][/li][li][FONT=Verdana]Traditional knitting is timeless.[/FONT][/li][li][FONT=Verdana]Display your stash with pride![/FONT][/li][li][FONT=Verdana]You don’t have to follow a pattern exactly – make changes if you wanna.[/FONT][/li][li][FONT=Verdana]Never apologize for knitting cat/dog hair into your sweater. It’s all the warmer![/FONT][/li][*][FONT=Verdana]Whenever a non-knitter asks you a stupid question, remember that you carry long, sharp sticks. [/FONT][/ol]
