Help translating a French pattern?

I found a great pattern called PULL SOOOVERSIZE that I would like to knit.

However it’s in French and I only speak English. I used google translate, but some wording of it is still confusing (Maybe french slang?)

Can anyone help me interpret the wording so that the pattern makes more sense?
:shrug:

try these:
http://www.ravelry.com/groups/excuse-me
http://www.ravelry.com/groups/traductions-de-ravelry
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Thank you!