For Those of you who need a quick Christmas laugh

#1

If your yarn is tangled, your hat too big, your felting went awry, here’s something that should cheer you up. Being a blonde, I sanction this joke:
[B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=#8000ff][COLOR=#8000ff][FONT=Tahoma][B]A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT]

[B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=#8000ff][COLOR=#8000ff][FONT=Tahoma]She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT]

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[B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=#8000ff][COLOR=#8000ff][FONT=Tahoma]The clerk says, “What denomination?”[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2][/SIZE][/FONT]

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[B][B][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=#8000ff][COLOR=#8000ff][FONT=Tahoma]The blonde says, “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.”[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B]

#2

That brought on a big smile. Thanks that was cute.:yay:

#3

I’ll be passing this one on for sure… :roflhard:

#4

Oh come on…Do we have to tell dumb blonde jokes?

#5

Hey, at least the number she requested added up to fifty. :slight_smile:

#6

Very funny.

#7

I used to resemble that remark. One reason to be grateful for gray hair. That was cute.

#8

Thank you. I truly needed a smile tonight…

Hugs

#9

hehe! That’s cute. Honestly I’ve done things like that before… just the other day my mom got a letter from an old friend who has just had her first grandchild born. My mom wondered aloud what the daughter and son in law were doing, and my first thought was, “uh, mom, what is typically done in order to result in the birth of a baby?”

#10

Hmmmm…my reply would have been…Changing diapers, of course!

#11

Were they… KNITTING???

AND no I am not, nor have I ever been, blonde!