Could This Have Been Anyone On Here?

General Knitting
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[FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “PULL OVER !” [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=5][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial] “NO!” the blonde yelled back, “IT’S A SCARF!” [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

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:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

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:yay: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :yay:

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:rofl: Too funny!

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:rofl: That was great!

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:rofl: That’s a good one!

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:roflhard:

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:roflhard:

Hmmm…I have dark blond hair…hmmm

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Phew! I am glad that I am a brunette:woot:

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Was that just blond or strawberry blond with silver highlights?

(And it was a pidge, thank-you-very-much!)

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Phew, I am not knitting any scarves right now
its been a while, so it must NOT have been me

ecb

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WAAAYYYY too funny!!!:roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard::roflhard:

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That was hilarious!!! Love it! :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

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too cute!

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:roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard:

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Only a knitter could get a real appreciation of that joke!!!

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ahahahaha

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:roflhard:

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Loved it! :roflhard: