this was an email my mom sent, and i liked it enough that i printed it out and put it on my fridge ![]()
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[FONT=Georgia]I AM THANKFUL:[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR THE WIFE[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]WHO SAYS IT’S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR THE HUSBAND[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]WHO IS ON THE SOFA[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BEING A COUCH POTATO,[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR THE TEENAGER[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]NOT ON THE STREETS.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR THE TAXES I PAY[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]I AM EMPLOYED [/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME [/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. [/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR THE PARKING SPOT[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION [/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]I AM WARM.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]I CAN HEAR.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]AT THE END OF THE DAY[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]AND FINALLY, FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME.[/FONT][FONT=Georgia]SHARE THIS WITH SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. I JUST DID.[/FONT]
[FONT=Georgia]Live well, Laugh often, & Love with all of your heart![/FONT]
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