Any funny knitting jokes?

I stumbled across this one on

[color=darkred]A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.

Realizing she was oblivious to his flashing light and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, “Pull over!”

“No!” the blonde yelled back, “It’s a scarf!” [/color]

Anyone have some more?

That’s the only one I know. But where in Pa do you live? PM me.

I typed in Knitting Jokes on Google and alot of them were the same joke. The cop one. Here’s a funny site. It has a bunch of knitting cartoons on it. :smiley:

This is a crochet joke, but I thought it was pretty funny. I got it in an e-mail the other day.

[i]There was once a man and woman who had been married for more than 60 years.
They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. Nothing was
held back. Well, almost nothing. They had kept no secrets from each other
except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet
that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.

For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the
little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In
trying to sort out their affairs, the old man took down the shoebox and took
it to his wife’s bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know
what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted doilies and a
stack of money totaling $250,000. Holy Moley! He asked her about the

“When we were to be married,” she started, “my grandmother told me the
secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever
got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doily.” The old
man was so moved, he had to fight back tears. Only two precious doilies were
inside the box! She had only been angry with him two times in all those
years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. “Honey,” he
said, “that explains the doilies, but… what about all this money? Where
did it all come from?”

“Oh,” she said, "that’s the money I made from selling the doilies.[/i]

:roflhard: :roflhard:

LMAO - that’s a good one!
Maybe I’ll try that…be a good way to make some extra money :roflhard:

That’s great!! :roflhard: :roflhard: :roflhard: