You are going home for the weekend to see your mother and wondering how you can work in a trip to the next town to visit the yarn store. Note: Mother is not into yarn, fabric etc AT ALL.
I feel like one of those drug seeking patients you hear about in healthcare.......Doc, I gotta have something for the pain........a gift card from Knit picks, or just a sample of the newest Berroco will do. Please doc you gotta help me.
Honey, I'm running to the gas station to get gas.....(forget to tell him it's the one across town just down the street from the yarn store)..