When you ask someone you have never meet to go feel yarn, so you can have some idea of what it feels like.
Getting mad because eating, sleeping, and other things use the time you could be knitting.
Looking on the internet at 2am looking for a pattern that you just have to make. (this one looks and acts like me):happydance:
When your child's first word is knit. (DH not very happy about it either).