"Super long sock" Wow! You would have been a pair of socks as long as it's possible for socks to be before they're tights - and all multi-coloured with pretty patterns and detail all over the place - then you could stand and admire your sock-self all day!
I have socks, I like socks well enough--they have to match my clothes--but I don't knit them.
Alas, this study is not very scientific, either. I don't understand why! It IS on the internet, isn't it! :rollseyes: