I am sorry, MMario, I mean no offense.
Please, don't anyone take it personally. Iit was a funny thought that popped in my head when I spotted yet another thread that mentioned the ebiquitous (and feminine) moniker of "Stitch and bitch."
I'll gladly edit the poll to include any humorous suggestions that can apply to us men who knit. (...It doesn't look like I can edit the poll )
Somehow the WWE "Smack Down" or "Cage Match" would seem to be unlikely, but couldn't you picture baseball players knitting in the dugouts. That was the source of my scratch and spit references.
I'm more likely to enjoy a soccer game than watch baseball, but I can't think of anything there.
With a Tangled Skein is book three of Incarnations of Immortality by Piers Anthony so I think of that when I see "tangled skein."