I've kinda got into the habit of calling small children "sausage" - sometimes they laugh, sometimes they growl me off.
My DH calls me either "Glaucy, Glaucous, Glomper or Thundercloud"
My DD calls me "mumoll" and DS calls me mummy
My DH's nickname is "Poddy" or "Paddestool". He keeps making up names for the kids all the time. DD's include:"Ralta, Narva, Poupee, Astra, Mieke and Moppy"; DS's include:"Kronos, Jakey, Yarki, The Baby, Beba, Bubble and Bumper"
As for our 4 smelly cats: Dimple gets called Dimpy (or that stinking orange cat by DH), Mischief gets called Missy, Luigi gets called Lugi/Lougi or Weegee and Prada is called Pradie.