Last night, I fell asleep while knitting ("make time for yarn everyday"; even if you're exhausted) and this morning when I climbed out of bed, I had yarn encircled around me multiple times - like I was a mummy or like an umbilical cord. So I've concluded that it was trying to kill me because I cursed at it so much. I guess it was tired of the abuse.
So, moral of the story: don't sleep with your yarn, and stop cursing it, because someday it will retaliate!
Keeping the knitters safe,