I like using small type because it makes me feel tiny and vulnerable. Well, sort of vulnerable, in an incredibly strong way. I use the small type to show people that I'm small in real life (well, short. I'm not small in any other dimension).
Some people consequently can't read my type. And I tell them to increase their browser viewing size, like everyone else here did.
Anyways, I just wanted to let you know why this person types small.