My Ghetto Swift!
ETA....this is the definition of "ghetto" I was thinking of when I named it a ghetto swift...courtesy of Urban Dictionary:
- (adj.) jury-rigged, improvised, or home-made (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from ghetto dwellers and non-ghetto dwellers alike
Very fitting for my swift....but potentially offensive without the explanation, for which I apologize!