For some reason, I find it amusing to rewrite the Constitution to apply to a Knation of Knitters.
We the Knitters, in order to form a more perfect LYS, establish discounts, ensure knitting tranquility, provide for the common knitter, promote the local fibers, and secure the blessings of Zimmerman to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United Stashes of Knitterdom.
All legislatve Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Forum of the United Stashes which shall consist of a Fiber Shop and House of Stitchers.
The House of Stitchers shall be composed of Members chosen every second Year by the People, and the Electors in each Stash shall have the Qualifications requisite for Electors of the most numerous Branch of the Stash Legislature.
No Knitter shall be a Stitcher who shall not have attained the knowledge of Knit and Purl and have been knitting for at least one year, having completed at least 4 projects in that time, while also being an Inhabitant of that Stash in which they shall be chosen.