sigh I just binded off my armwarmers and what happens? My boyfriend decides that he's going to take my needles (thank god they're metal) and poke the cat with them. The cat that's already been trained to attack anything similarly shaped. (My boyfriend poked him with his wooden practice sword when he was little.)
...and the cat just tried to chase the needles with his claws out and landed in a rather ... tender area on my boyfriend. That'll teach him.
EDIT: My boyfriend gave me my needles back. I tend to stick my needles into my braid in my hair when I'm not using them. So then he decides to put the cat on the back of chair. I quickly removed them before damage was done, thankfully.