Oh! Don't' be so hard on yourself. I know it's disappointing to make something and have it not come out juuuust right. I just got through ripping out the neck of a kid's sweater because my son couldn't even get his head through the neck hole!
And then, he wore it for three minutes, decided it was too scratchy and took it off! sigh I'll keep it as a "precious knit".
Hey! If you have a friend that wants it, then I say let it go! So it's asymmetrical. As Elizabeth Zimmerman (or her daughter Meg Swansen) said, there are no mistakes, only design elements!
I really don't think it's awful in the least. I'll bet you learned all kinds of new things making this and that stands for a lot.