So, I knit a guage swatch, and pinned it to a pillow so I could count.
Then, I completely forgot about it.
I came home today, made my bed, and found...
My poor rumpled swatch and pins.
I apparently threw the pillow on the bed yesterday, having forgotten the guage swatch was there, and the swatch came unpinned, I didn't notice it, I slept on it last night and then I found it when I lifted up my pillow (my regular pillow, not the one I pinned the swatch to) this afternoon. I cannot believe I didn't stab myself and I really hope I got all the pins out of my bed.
Still can't believe how dumb I am sometimes...