[color=#300090]Well, if you knit a shirt, my FIL has a t-shirt with a slogan that is :roflhard: and :oops: too!
Husbands are like floor tile, if you lay them right the first time, you can walk on them for the rest of your life.
My DW was horrified that her mum let her dad wear it in public.
Did that help? :shrug:
[size=1]My apology to the mods if this is deemed inappropriate humor. Edit or remove if deemed necessary.[/size]